Sunday, 12 December 2021

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 13

 

Twas the night before Christmas

And all thru the dwelling

the fragrances of Christmas

Was all we were smelling

ARE YOU WEARING GREEN TINSEL?

 

Are you wearing green tinsel?

Tied around your lustrous curls

Like a goddess of the woods

Are you one of the “nature” girls?

A FAMOUS CHRISTMAS STORY

 

A famous Christmas Story

Contains a well-known character

Who died eating Macaroni

He’s the Ghost of Christmas pasta

Friday, 10 December 2021

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – FIR CRAZY (2013)

 

Elise MacReynolds (Sarah Lancaster) is no fan of Christmas because as she grew up on a Christmas tree farm it meant every holiday was spent selling Christmas trees on a cold street corner.

But when she loses her job and her dad breaks his leg, Elise agrees to run the family tree stand for one last season.

Unfortunately for Elise, the family business that has always hosted the MacReynolds' Farm tree lot has been acquired by home decor conglomerate “Brook Glen”.

Elise gets off on the wrong foot with surly Brook Glen CEO Gary Dixon (Colin Mochrie) when she almost knocks him down while unloading a big tree.

Gary thinks the trees are horrible for business and sets in motion a plan to get rid of the lot, for good, however despite her battles with Gary, Elise finds herself catching the holiday spirit as she helps the good citizens of New York City to find their one perfect tree:

Everyone from a couple with their first on the way, a professional basketball team, and a young boy picking out his first tree.

Christmas also proves to be the season for romance when charming repeat customer Darren Foster (Eric Johnson) admits he's been buying trees simply in the hopes of talking to Elise.

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 12

 

Twas the night before Christmas

And all thru the bungalow

not a creature was stirring

In the firelight glow

ARE YOU WEARING RED TINSEL?

 

Are you wearing red tinsel?

Tied amidst your lustrous curls

Red can be a devilish colour

So are you a devilish kind of girl?

EATING CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS

 

Eating Christmas decorations

Caused something of a crisis

With a sore throat and a fever

Ending with a case of Tinselitis