ARE YOU WEARING CHRISTMAS SPATS?

 

Are you wearing Christmas spats?

Well I don’t like them much

But I have to admit that the motif

Of holly is a very nice touch

SANTA’S SLEIGH BROKE DOWN

 

Santa’s sleigh broke down

So, he stopped a passing motorist

Who offered to give him a toe

But then he was a Chiropodist

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – MERRY KISSMAS

 

Unwinding her relationship from a controlling stage director/choreographer, Kayla (Karissa Lee Staples) happens to take an elevator ride with a lonely caterer called Dustin (Brant Daugherty).

Serendipitously the elevator stalls, and as often happens in a Christmas movie a spontaneous magical kiss follows, and that should have been that.

Unfortunately, the choreographer Carlton (David O'Donnell) goes on a charm offensive to get Kayla back and Dustin withdraws from the scene.

But Kayla is left confused as she now doesn’t know which man to love.

Roxanne Hart and Doris Roberts also feature in this entertaining Christmas offering.

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 18

 

Twas the night before Christmas,

And all through the abode

Only one creature was stirring,

But she was on the commode

ARE YOU A CHRISTMAS FAIRY?

 

Are you a Christmas Fairy?

It’s just you’re a little bit scary

And you also look a bit weird

I think it’s the long ginger beard

A BROKEN DRUM IS THE BEST

 

A broken drum is the best

Christmas gift you can get

That might come as a surprise

But you really can’t beat it

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – 12 GIFTS OF CHRISTMAS

 

Anna Parisi (Katrina Law) is an aspiring artist who is looking for that big break but after getting the brush off from a snooty art museum manager and being unable to make ends meet she turns to her other talent which is personal shopping and plans to develop that into a side business over the upcoming holidays.

Marc Rehnquist (Aaron O'Connell) is an uptight workaholic advertising executive who is always on his mobile phone, he briefly met Anna at a bakery and later employs her to pick out Christmas gifts for his family and friends.

At first things are difficult as Anna gets a gift for a friend of his that was not on his list and he essentially sacks her, but he rethinks his decision when it turns out that his friend actually liked the gift and thought it was the best he had ever got him.

So he then gives her a free reign to get the kind of presents his friends like, rather than what he can afford.

Marc learns that Christmas giving has less to do with the amount of money spent and more to do with the importance of the gift, while Anna discovers she might find success as an artist in a way she never expected.