Twas the night before Christmas
And all thru the Hamlet
Not a
creature was stirring
But no need
to fret
They were
at midnight mass
And hadn’t
returned yet
From the
Church in town
Where they
were well met
Tuesday, 14 December 2021
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 25
THE FAMILIAR SHOUT AT A PANTOMIME
The familiar shout at a pantomime
Is “it’s
behind you”
But if the
actor is a former great
We shout
“it’s beneath you”
IN SANTA’S VILLAGE AT THE NORTH POLE
In Santa’s village at the north pole
They watch
a lot of Christmas TV
Christmas
movies are most popular
Watched on
Yule tube obviously
THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – SILENT NIGHT (2002)
In the bitter winter of 1944 in the depths of the Ardennes Forest, a German Mother,
Elisabeth Vincken (Linda Hamilton) and her son Fritz (Matthew Harbour) are seeking
refuge in a remote cabin in the woods, which is unfortunately now right on the
front line.
They had barely settled in when they are joined, against their will, by
three American soldiers one of whom is wounded and then tensions rise when
three German soldiers also arrive, Elisabeth successfully convinces the
soldiers to put aside their differences for one evening so they can share a
Christmas Eve dinner.
THREE MEN DIED ON CHRISTMAS EVE
Three men died on Christmas Eve
And were stood before St Peter
“You must all pass a simple test
Before you are allowed to enter”
“So produce a symbol of the season
Either on or about your person”
The first man retrieved a bauble
From his overcoat pocket
And St Peter turned to the gate
And proceeded to unlock it
St Peter said “You are blessed
Because you have passed the test”
The next man took a red bow
From his overcoat pocket
And St Peter turned to the gate
And proceeded to unlock it
St Peter said “You are blessed
Because you have passed the test”
The last man took a pair of panties
From his overcoat pocket
St Peter stood fast before the gate
And made no effort to unlock it
St Peter said “You are not blessed
Because you have failed the test”
“In what way do a pair of knickers
Symbolized the Christmas season
I fail to see how they are appropriate
So enlighten me as to the reason”
So the man proceeded to explain
“A young woman’s intimate apparels
Are without a doubt appropriate
When they happen to be carols”
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 24
Twas the night before Christmas
And all
thru the Shop
The last-minute
shoppers
Were all
copping a strop
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