ARE YOU WEARING A BUNCH OF MISTLETOE?

 

Are you wearing a bunch of mistletoe?

Well you certainly mean business

Isn’t that overkill? “Less is more” after all

But you know what your doing I guess

Are you aiming at a particular beau?

Do you have a target in mind?

Or are you more indiscriminate

Scattergun like or something of the kind

Oh so there is an object of your affections

Is it perhaps someone that I know?

It’s someone I know very well indeed?

I still don’t know the identity of your beau

It’s me? I’m the one you desire?

You want to kiss me beneath the mistletoe?

I WAS PUNCHING BUTTONS ALL DAY

 

I was punching Buttons all day

But I got the sack though

Which was a little disappointing

Because I liked doing Panto

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – IT'S A DOGGONE CHRISTMAS (2016)

 

The CIA are transporting a pint-sized Jack Russel Terrier with amazing telepathic abilities, to a military base, by train, under the watchful gaze of Agent Sheppard (Jaret Sacrey) and Dr. Langley (Dominique Swain), when he escapes from the Agents clutches.

Once he leaves the train in the mountains he immediately makes his way down to the valley below where he meets two brothers Ronnie and Hugo (Jonathan Tysor and Jayden Hedden) and their friends Jamie, Janelle and Issac (Walker Mintz, Jolie Ledford and Dilan Patton), and the youngsters fall in love with the dog at first sight, even before they know that he’s physic.

However the Government are not going to let their asset go without a fight so they despatch the no-nonsense Special Forces agent, Camilla Sharp (Lauren Parkinson), who will stop at nothing to retrieve the dog or make sure no one else does, and she has Helicopters, drones and hi-tech weapons at her disposal.

However the friends, armed only with their wits, their bikes and a strong, newly formed bond with their cold-nosed friend 'Murphy', channel the real spirit of Christmas to try and save the dog and the day.

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 26

 

Twas the night before Christmas

And all thru the church

The faithful were eager for mass

As on their pews they perch

ARE YOU WEARING IT FOR A REASON?

 

Are you wearing it for a reason?

Is it because of the festive season?

You won’t be kissed under the mistletoe

Because you’re wearing it too low

MY MATE IS PLANNING A TRIP TO LAPLAND

 

My mate is planning a trip to Lapland

As his kids really want to go

He would prefer elves landing on his lap

At Santa’s Village bar à gogo

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – MUST BE SANTA

 

Petty criminal Floyd Court (Arnold Pinnock) accidentally gets selected to replace the old Santa (Gerard Parkes).

At the North Pole Natalie Fairlie (Deanna Milligan) is happy to run with the Santa that fate has selected but her colleague Tuttle (Dabney Coleman) is far from happy and does everything within his power to have his own candidate selected with humorous results.

This is a very heart-warming and entertaining family film so give it a watch if you get the opportunity.