Santa Claus definitely
Has the right idea
When he only visits
People once a year
Tuesday, 14 December 2021
WHEN RUDOLPH HAD AN UPSET STOMACH
When Rudolph had an upset stomach
It was one of Santa little helpers
Who came to the sick Reindeers rescue
And gave him some Elka-seltzer
THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – A PERFECT CHRISTMAS (2016)
Steve and Cynthia Faber (Dillon Casey and Susie Abromeit) are a newlywed
couple celebrating their first Christmas together who inexplicably invite their
families to join them for the holidays, but when Steve is laid off just before
Christmas and Cynthia discovers that she's pregnant, they both keep their news
secret in hopes that the celebration runs smoothly.
The film moves along at a lively pace aided by a good supporting cast
and it’s a fun film that’s well worth a watch.
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 21
Twas the night before Christmas
And all down the Lane
Not a creature was stirring
Especially
not Shane
As like
every year he was
Passed out
in a ditch again
ARE YOU WEARING CHRISTMAS STOCKINGS?
Are you wearing Christmas stockings?
Beneath
your long red coat
Are you
suitably resplendent?
Will you really
float my boat?
Are they
risqué and shocking?
Will they
easily get my vote?
It could
mean a happy Christmas
For a
certain horny old goat
IN SANTA’S CHRISTMAS VILLAGE
In Santa’s Christmas village
What do you call a female Elf?
Well not an Elfess or Elfette
So, the name would be “a Shelf”
THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER –HOLLYGROVE
Emotionally
frigid, workaholic attorney Kate Jordan (Jen Lilley) reluctantly accepts an
end-of-the-year assignment to get a reputedly haunted inn and has three weeks
to get it appraised and sold by year's end.
When she
gets there the uncooperative manager claims a spirit who lives there will not
approve, but with Kate's possible promotion resting on accomplishing this task,
she checks in and as a result she meets Daniel (Thomas Beaudoin) the resident
ghost who she thinks looks suspiciously solid for a ghost.
Then he
explains that for the past ninety-five years, he inexplicably returns to life
each December during the twelve days of Christmas.
Kate has
only one logical recourse left open to her for their mutual benefit, and that
is to break the curse that binds him to the Inn, but she starts falling for the
man who is almost a century her senior which was very much not in her plans,
but then it is Christmas.
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