THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me

A best of Sinatra CD

 

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Two nylon socks

And a best of Sinatra CD

 

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Three fountain pens

Two nylon socks

And a best of Sinatra CD

 

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Four woolen scarfs

Three fountain pens

Two nylon socks

And a best of Sinatra CD

 

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Five puzzle things

Four woolen scarfs

Three fountain pens

Two nylon socks

And a best of Sinatra CD

 

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Six novelty ties

Five puzzle things

Four woolen scarfs

Three fountain pens

Two nylon socks

And a best of Sinatra CD

 

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Seven garden tools

Six novelty ties

Five puzzle things

Four woolen scarfs

Three fountain pens

Two nylon socks

And a best of Sinatra CD

 

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Eight tins of talc

Seven garden tools

Six novelty ties

Five puzzle things

Four woolen scarfs

Three fountain pens

Two nylon socks

And a best of Sinatra CD

 

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Nine crisp white hankies

Eight tins of talc

Seven garden tools

Six novelty ties

Five puzzle things

Four woolen scarfs

Three fountain pens

Two nylon socks

And a best of Sinatra CD

 

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Ten car air fresheners

Nine crisp white hankies

Eight tins of talc

Seven garden tools

Six novelty ties

Five puzzle things

Four woolen scarfs

Three fountain pens

Two nylon socks

And a best of Sinatra CD

 

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Eleven handy hint books

Ten car air fresheners

Nine crisp white hankies

Eight tins of talc

Seven garden tools

Six novelty ties

Five puzzle things

Four woolen scarfs

Three fountain pens

Two nylon socks

And a best of Sinatra CD

 

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Twelve months subscription

Eleven handy hint books

Ten car air fresheners

Nine crisp white hankies

Eight tins of talc

Seven garden tools

Six novelty ties

Five puzzle things

Four woolen scarfs

Three fountain pens

Two nylon socks

And a best of Sinatra CD

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – MATCHMAKER SANTA

Matchmaker Santa is a delightful Christmas Romantic comedy in which

Santa Claus in the form of Chris (Donavon Scott) sets out to fulfil a long term Christmas wish, made when Melanie was a little girl, to find her, her own Prince Charming.

The grown up Melanie (Lacey Chabert) however is getting serious with Justin (Thad Luckinbill) until Chris intervenes to steer her in the direction of Dean (Adam Mayfield).

Apart from the main characters Florence Henderson is a delight as the wonderfully scatty hotel clerk and John Ratzenberger cameos as the laid back inept auto mechanic

 

PREMIER INN ADVENT CALENDAR

 

I got an Advent Calendar this year

From the Hotel chain “Premier Inn”

With a chocolate behind every window

But of course, you couldn’t open them

CHRISTMAS LIGHTING CEREMONY

 

“I’m switching on the Christmas lights

In Cardiff” My Brother told me excitedly

But in typical minor celebrity fashion he added

“I didn’t even know they had electricity”

MY GOOSE WAS COOKED

 

On Christmas morning

Into the kitchen I snook  

And as my wife cooked the Goose

I goosed the cook

TRANSVESTITE CHRISTMAS

 

Do you think that cross dressers

Find Christmas is merry?

I bet you think they are sad

Well on the contrary

I really love Christmas

As I can eat, drink and be Mary