Wednesday 24 February 2021

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – TRADING PLACES

 

Trading Places is a very amusing Christmas Comedy.

Duke and Duke, owned by the brothers Mortimer and Randolph Duke (Don Ameche and Ralph Bellamy) are commodity brokers, though a long-standing family institution they are not averse to breaking the law.

There employee Louis Winthorpe (Dan Ackroyd) on the other hand is as straight as an arrow.

So, when Winthorpe encounters Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy), a street hustler and assumes he is trying to rob him, he has him arrested.

The Dukes however have a bet between themselves on whether Winthorpe would resort to crime if separated from everything and everyone he knows.

And if they offered his job, his home, his life to Valentine, would the blueblood Winthorpe revert to crime and would the petty criminal rise to meet the challenge of his new position.

When the wheels are set in motion is when the fun begins.

Jamie Lee Curtis who plays prostitute Ophelia adds the romantic interest and a little extra.

THE PIPES OF CHRISTMAS PAST

 

The pipes of Christmas past

Carry with every merry blast    

Seasonal joy, when they play

Their tunes of Christmas day

I AM BLESSED WITH FRIENDS AT CHRISTMAS

 

I am blessed with Friends

Some of them are fruity

Some are soaked in alcohol

Some of them are nutty

Some are sweet

Some add spice

Some add zest

Some smell nice

But when mixed together

And yuletide is upon us

They become without doubt

The fruit cake of Christmas

THE HIDDEN MEANING OF THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

 

Everyone is familiar with the famous Christmas song, "The Twelve Days of Christmas" and we have all at some time happily sung along to it.

But delightful though it is it believed that it had a more serious purpose when it was first written and that it was certainly much more than a repetitious piece of nonsense.

It is said it came about at a time when the Catholics in northern Europe were prevented from practicing their faith openly or otherwise by law and especially In England during the years of 1558 to 1829 it was to all intents and purposes a crime to BE a Catholic.

So "The Twelve Days of Christmas" was written in England as a kind of Underground Catechism.

In fact it was one of the "catechism songs" to help young Catholics learn the tenets of their faith.

In short it was a memory aid at a time when to be caught with anything in written form indicating adherence to the Catholic faith could lead to imprisonment or even death.

The contained hidden meanings for example the “true love” mentioned in the song in fact refers to God.

While the songs gifts hide the meanings to the teachings of the faith.

The "me" who receives the presents symbolizes every baptized person and a partridge in a pear tree refers to Jesus Christ and the two turtle doves are The Old and New Testaments.
The three French Hens are Faith, Hope and Charity, the three great Theological Virtues
the four Calling Birds are the Four Gospels and the five Golden Rings, The first Five Books of the Old Testament.

The six Geese A-laying are the six days of creation while seven Swans A-swimming represent the seven gifts of the Holy Spirit, the seven sacraments.
The eight Maids A-milking are the eight beatitudes with nine Ladies Dancing representing the nine Fruits of the Holy Spirit.
the ten Lords A-leaping are the ten commandments and the eleven Pipers Piping stand for the eleven faithful apostles and last by no means least twelve drummers
drumming represent the twelve doctrinal points in the Apostle's Creed.

 

This may be fact, or it may be fiction but I know which I would like it to be.

Tuesday 23 February 2021

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – BLACK CHRISTMAS (1974)

 

It's Christmas break and the sorority sisters are making plans for the upcoming holiday, but their Christmas spirit is diminished by strange anonymous phone calls, before one of the sisters, Clare, disappears. But when they report it to the police their concerns are dismissed.

While all this is going on another Sister Jess (Olivia Hussey) is planning to get an abortion much against the wishes of her boyfriend Peter played by Keir Dullea.

Could he possibly be behind the crank calls and the disappearance?

The police finally share the girls concerns when a 13-year-old girl is found dead in the park and they wiretap the sorority house.

The tension is palpable as you wait to see if the girls will outlast the killer.

But Margot Kidder who plays the Barb, the drunken sister with the inappropriate turn of phrase, steals the show in this enjoyable if unconventional Christmas tale.

 

ARE YOU WEARING ANY UNDIES?

 

Are you wearing any undies?

Beneath your Christmas gear

You had them when you left the house

Perhaps you should explain my dear

A DOG ISN’T JUST FOR CHRISTMAS

 

A dog isn’t just for Christmas

That’s what they say

And they are correct

It’s also nice cold on Boxing Day