Saturday 2 October 2021

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS # 3

I only want one Christmas gift

It’s the only Christmas wish I’ve wished

I just want to know all the names

Of the girls on the naughty list

CHRISTMAS EVE IN THE WORKHOUSE # 1

It’s Christmas Eve in the workhouse,

And not a hint of the seasons in sight

No stockings hang by the fire side

They’ll be no treats in store tonight

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 4

 

Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the cottage

Was silence with the owners at home in Peas Pottage

So under cover of darkness at a very late hour

The cottage was torched by the Sons of Glendower

Friday 1 October 2021

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – A CHRISTMAS IN TENNESSEE (2018)

 

When her father fell ill, divorcee Allison Brentley (Rachel Boston) and her adolescent daughter Olivia (Kate Moyer) moved back to her hometown of White Pines, Tennessee, nestled in the Smoky Mountains, and following his death, took over running the struggling family business, Rocky Top Bakery, working alongside her mother, Martha (Patricia Richardson).

One day Olivia hears her mother and Grandmother talking about their dire finances, so as her Christmas wish from Santa, she asks for more people to come to the bakery to buy what she considers to be the best cookies in the world and bring their money worries to an end.

Olivia thinks that part of her wish has come true when a kindly, motherly woman (Caroline Rhea) and her husband (Tom Young) visit the shop one day and after trying samples of the cookies they place an extremely large order for a Christmas party.

The shop is also visited by property developer Matthew Gilbert (Andrew W. Walker) and his assistant Rebecca Rowe (Stephanie Moroz) who make a very generous offer for the bakery as they want to build a ski resort, but Allison shows them the door.

Matthew is persistent though and despite herself she starts to get close to him, but due to the feeling her ex-husband had abandoned her and Olivia, Allison has sworn off dating, partly because she didn’t want to put Olivia in that position again of feeling unwanted.

Nonetheless Christmas magic will have its way assisted by a snowstorm and Madame and Monsieur Claus.

CHRISTMAS DAY IN THE WORKHOUSE # 1

 

It’s Christmas day in the workhouse

Just another grey day to endure

If we’re lucky we’ll dine on mouse

And Oliver will still be asking for more

CHRISTMAS TURKEY

 

Laid naked on the kitchen table

White flesh from leg to breast

A Christmas bird to be enjoyed

My table was truly blessed

 

I set about the job in hand

Getting the bird prepared

And by using all my expertise

No effort at all was spared

 

Having greased the old bird well

The meaty legs spread wide

And I began to stuff the bird

I was really in my stride

 

When the bird had been well stuffed

It lay resting on the cooker

Smelling of sage and onion

The bird really was a looker

 

Then I looked up at the kitchen clock

Panic filled me and I began to fret

I shouted to my wife “quick put you pants on”

Ii haven’t prepared the turkey yet

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 3

Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the tent

The creatures were stirring with malicious intent

They wriggled and crawled they chewed and they bit

As they made themselves a festive feast of it