Saturday 23 October 2021

REMEMBER, REMEMBER THE SIXTH OF DECEMBER

 

Remember, remember the sixth of December

And put your red boots out

Because that is the very special day

When St Nicholas is about

THE CHRISTMAS PUDDING

 

The pudding is in the basin

The cloth is tied in a knot

We put it in the boiling water

And hear it hissing in the pot

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – THE CHRISTMAS DRAGON (2014)

 

In the Middle Ages, Father Christmas, (Adam Johnson) is close to death, and it’s up to a group of orphans lead by, Ayden, (Bailee Michelle Johnson), to go on a journey to restore the lost magic and save Christmas, and they must do battle with bandits, ogres and dragons along the way and are ably assisted along the way by Airk (Jake Stormoen) and Aesa (Eve Mauro).

Melanie Stone and Paris Warner also feature in this enjoyable and well-acted story.

SING IN PRAISE

 

We stand around the Christmas tree

And sing to the Christmas melodies

We thank the lord for what we are

Standing beneath the Christmas star

To celebrate the Christ child's birth

When he came to us to save the earth

IT’S CHRISTMAS BY GOLLY

 

It’s Christmas by golly

Let’s hang up the holly

It’s Christmas by golly

Let’s spend all our lolly

It’s Christmas by golly

It’s the time to be jolly

THE OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY

 

All year long I fancied Lucy

But she turned out to be fickle

So I thought I’d drown my sorrows

And have a few festive tipples

But I ended up in a cupboard

With a girl with hairy nipples

Friday 22 October 2021

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – A DOG'S TALE

Tim Webster (Clayton Taylor) is a young boy desperately yearning for a dog for Christmas, but his parents flatly refuse.

The he meets a transient, known as the Professor, (Gordon Jump) who tells Tim about a supernova which will be appearing in the Christmas sky, with the ability to grant wishes, unfortunately, when Tim's wish doesn't go as planned, he finds himself in a dog's body!

And he goes through some eye-opening experiences as he sets out to regain his human form.