ARE YOU WEARING CHRISTMAS TIGHTS?

Are you wearing Christmas tights?

Adorned with a festive motif

Well if those long festive limbs

Decorated with Christmas motif

Were to entwine about me

Then my resistant would be brief 

ON CHRISTMAS EVE THE CHIMNEYS STAND

 

On Christmas Eve the chimneys stand

Waiting for Santa to go down them

And he duly obliges each one in turn

To visit every house because it soots him

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – JINGLE BELLE

 

Glenn Barrow (Dean Cain) is a widower who lost his beloved wife in a car accident about a year ago and he and his three children, Elliot (Jet Jurgensmeyer), Phoebe (Meyrick Murphy) and Janey (Jamie Dudney) are doing okay, give or take some tearful memories.

But with Christmas approaching what the kids wanted most of all was a puppy and they see a the perfect one at an adoption event, where beautiful Kate Rivers (Hayley Duff) suggests that the family give Belle a permanent home but Glenn says no, at first, but he soon weakened.

However Glenn had just started dating gold digger Dani Downey (Kristy Swanson) who turns out to be allergic to dogs.

Glen is unsympathetic as the three kids were so happy with their pet, which was obviously helping to heal their hearts.

But, they all underestimate two faced Dani who isn’t going to allow a dog to come between her and the prize so she kidnaps Belle and dumps her at the pound.

When the kids discover Belle has been nabbed by the beautiful gold digger on Christmas Eve, the kids recruit their neighbourhood friends and set out on an adventurous rescue mission to save her.

And when Kate Rivers steps in to help Glenn when he discovers that the children have gone AWOL as well as the dog they find more than they were looking for.

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 1

 

Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the house,

Not a creature was stirring not even a mouse

As earlier that night with the aid of cheese and a trap

I bad Mr. Mouse Merry Christmas as the spring went snap

ARE YOU WEARING CHRISTMAS KNICKERS?

 

Are you wearing Christmas Knickers?

Is that appropriate for vicars?

Just kneel upon this hassock

While I rummage in your cassock

The bishop wouldn’t think it funny

My naughty little Christmas honey

IN THE MORNING SANTA STOOD

 

In the morning Santa stood

by the window to peer

And said to Mrs Claus

“It looks like rain dear”

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – MEANT TO BE

 

A high-powered advertising executive, Maddie Duncan (Bonnie Somerville), has a fear of flying, so when she is invited to the wedding of an important client in the run up to Christmas she decides to drive from New York to Denver.

However a combination of traffic jams, car trouble and a poor sense of direction lead her to Christmas Valley, a town in love with Christmas.

As she was driving a classic Ford Mustang she is forced to stay in town while the mechanic is waiting for the parts.

The only local accommodation is the boarding house run by Pam (Precious Chong) where she meets fellow boarder Bob Harding (Richard Waugh) and a young girl, Jo Tyler (Madison Brydges), who along with her father Kevin (Brennan Elliott) will force Maddie to reconsider her priorities.