I DON’T UNDERSTAND MARKETING

 

I don’t understand marketing at all

When opportunities seem myriad

Like a sanitary products campaign

Specifically, for the Christmas period

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – THE WINTER STALLION

 

Sixteen year old Gwen Davies (Siân MacLean) adores the horses she and her grandfather have raised on the beautiful Welsh Mountains. However, when her grandfather dies without naming her as heir the farm passes to her uncle Alan (Daniel J. Travanti) who left Wales many years earlier and made a home in America and now must either sell the farm to a greedy land developer, or allow Gwen to keep the farm, opening the wounds of his tragic past in the process.

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 3

 

Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the tent

The creatures were stirring with malicious intent

They wriggled and crawled they chewed and they bit

As they made themselves a festive feast of it

ARE YOU WEARING CHRISTMAS DRAWERS?

 

Are you wearing Christmas drawers?

I would like a look at yours

I bet a pound to a penny

You’re not wearing any

There we have it at last

You are as I thought bare arsed

Of course it makes you look loose

Even if you have an excuse

Well that really is shocking

You’re supposed to hang a stocking

HO OH

 

Everyone loves Santa

With every happy Ho Ho Ho

Even when he walks backwards

Going Oh Oh Oh

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – ANGEL AT CHRISTMAS (2012)

 

Grade school student Olivia Mead (Izabela Vidovic) believes that the Christmas wishes read out in class by her classmates are beginning to come true.

She and her friend Lucas Conroy (Tyler Humphrey) believe it's the long-abandoned house next door to hers which she believes houses an angel that grants the wishes, as long as the wish is made while throwing a rock at it, but then Olivia meets a reclusive old woman living inside, Elsie Waybright (Della Reese), and together they begin reviewing the wishes left at the gate in a “wish box” placed there to stop people from damaging the property any further.

Olivia makes a wish for a new husband for her single mom (Teri Polo), and the landlord of the abandoned house (Kevin Sorbo) comes into their lives, but Olivia would rather her mom had the new substitute teacher (Rob Boltin) but she just had to let the Angel do her work.

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 2

 

Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the flat,

Not a creature was stirring not even the cat

The mince pies had been eaten every one and all

And the dog had thrown up on the carpet in the hall