THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – I'LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS (2016)

Jackie Foster (Mena Suvari), is a dynamic Assistant District Attorney and single mom to Gracie (Giselle Eisenberg) and is happy enough with her life,

Jackie's estranged dad, Jack (James Brolin), a gruff retired police officer, is travelling around North America in his RV and having not seen his daughter for a decade, unexpectedly shows up at her door.

His surprise visit during Christmas brings mixed feeling for her, not so for the rest of the town, who are very happy to see him again and his granddaughter proves to be very fond of him and together they do all the festive stuff while Jackie and her Dad are forced to confront the source of old wounds as he attempts to win his daughter back.

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 30

 

Twas the night before Christmas

And all thru the Mansion

Not a creature was stirring

Amidst all the family tension

As they were all in their rooms

Doing self-medication

ARE YOU WEARING MISTLETOE?

 

Are you wearing Mistletoe?

I don’t mind kissing you below

Your little sprig of mistletoe

But you’re wearing it quite low

CHRISTMAS LIGHTING CEREMONY

 

“I’m switching on the Christmas lights

In Cardiff” My Brother told me excitedly

But in typical minor celebrity fashion he added

“I didn’t even know they had electricity”

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRISTMAS

 

Con-woman Trish (Mary Stuart Masterson) and her niece/ward Patsy (Lauren Pratt) are caught in the act of trying to steal from a department store right before Christmas, by a “by-the-book” department store security guard, Bert (Mark Ruffalo).

With the holidays so close, Bert, a loyal store employee is assigned as the custodian of a pickpocketing duo, and reluctantly agrees to be responsible for the pair so that Patsy need not spend the holidays in social services.

Obviously as it’s a Christmas movie so Romance ensues.

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 29

 

Twas the night before Christmas

And all thru the Lodge

Not a creature was stirring

Especially not Rodge

And everyone was grateful

As he was the bullet to dodge

Which is why they didn’t say

They were off to the Lodge

ARE YOU WEARING CHRISTMAS KNICKS?

 

Are you wearing Christmas knicks?

Proper novelty underwear

All festively decked down below

In a suitably seasonal pair

It doesn’t matter the decor

It will make an old man stare

Just you in your Christmas knickers

What wonderful Christmas fare