A press release from Santa Claus stated
That the Poles
reputation had been blighted
So Mobile phones were
banned, the number
Of indecent Elfies was
the reason cited
A press release from Santa Claus stated
That the Poles
reputation had been blighted
So Mobile phones were
banned, the number
Of indecent Elfies was
the reason cited
Are you wearing Christmas drawers?
I would like a look at
yours
I bet a pound to a
penny
You’re not wearing any
There we have it at
last
You are as I thought
bare arsed
Of course, it makes
you look loose
Even if you have an
excuse
Well that really is
shocking
You’re supposed to
hang a stocking
Are you wearing Xmas stockings?
With a holly wreath
motif
Along those long
festive garlands
How I wish to trace
each leaf
Along each luscious
limber leg
An ascent exquisitely
brief
To reach the Christmas
gift
Beyond the holly
wreath motif
Are you wearing Christmas tights?
Adorned with a festive
motif
Well, if those long
festive limbs
Decorated with
Christmas motif
Were to entwine about
me
Then my resistant
would be brief
Are you wearing Xmas tights?
Oh, how they are
exciting me
Adorned with a festive
motif
What a Christmas this
will be
Are you wearing Christmas hosiery?
Phwor are you going to
let me see
Oh, how they cling to
the shape of you
I would like to cling
to them too
Oh yes, I like them
very much
Perhaps I might have a
touch
Oh, you are a proper
tease
Would you let me if I
said please?
Are you wearing cologne?
You’re wearing “Black
Knight”
What is going on?
Something’s not right
Your wearing you’re
cologne
And it’s a school
night
It’s not your birthday
So, you’re not due a
delight
It’s definitely not
Christmas
I know I have that
right
It’s a snow day
tomorrow?
Ok turn out the light