Friday, 18 December 2020

WHEN RUDOLPH HAD AN UPSET STOMACH

When Rudolph had an upset stomach

It was one of Santa little helpers

Who came to the sick Reindeers rescue

And gave him some Elka-seltzer

VISITING ETHOS

Santa Claus definitely

Has the right idea

When he only visits

People once a year

Uncanny Christmas Tales – (020) A Winter’s Tale

It was in sixteenth century Germany, or so the legend has it, in a town called Wittenberg in Saxony-Anhalt.

That the founder of the protestant church, Martin Luther, was the first to decorate a Christmas tree with lighted candles.

Apparently when he was walking home through the forest one dark and frosty winter’s night, his attention was drawn to the myriad of bright stars that he could see sparkling and twinkling through the branches of the trees.

The beauty of the nights display had a great effect on him, and he proceeded home very excited.

When he arrived home he relayed to his family what he had seen and what had excited him so and almost immediately he set about decorating his Christmas tree with candles and then to his families surprise he lit them.

Goodness only knows what his family thought, possibly that he was possessed, and what of the other people in the town, what did they think of him and his antics?

It probably caused as much consternation than the reformation.

Thursday, 17 December 2020

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 34

 

Twas the night before Christmas

And all thru the caravan

Not a creature was stirring

Which wasn’t the plan

But the camp site was flooded

So that was the reason

And would be out of action

For the festive season

THE SNOWMAN WORE A SMILE

 The Snowman wore a smile

And was quietly humming

Because he knew that soon

The snowblower was coming

CHRISTMAS EVE AT THE NORTH POLE

 Christmas Eve at the North Pole

Under moonlit skies

Creeping around the Village

Are the Mince spies

WHEN HE ONLY RECEIVED BATTERIES

 When he only received batteries

His enthusiasm was muted

But there was a handwritten note

Which read “Toys not included”