Monday 15 March 2021

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – ANGEL IN THE FAMILY (2004)

 

Sarah Bishop (Tracey Needham) and her estranged sister Beth (Natasha Gregson Wagner) are reunited after their father Buddy (Ronny Cox) suffers a mild stroke.

Buddy, who's never accepted the loss of his wife Lorraine (Meredith Baxter), has only one wish and that is for her to return home for Christmas.

With the sweet memories of Christmas‘s gone by brought to mind, Sarah makes an impossible wish, namely that her mother could be there too and make the family complete.

And by morning, the Christmas prayer had been answered when her mother returned from beyond the grave to spend one final Christmas with her earthbound family.

I DON’T UNDERSTAND MARKETING

 

I don’t understand marketing at all

When opportunities seem myriad

Like a sanitary products campaign

Specifically, for the Christmas period

FAVOURITE CHRISTMAS SONG # 41 JOLLY OLD SAINT NICHOLAS

Despite the general awfulness of the Christmas song there are however always exceptions to the rule, and I have a short list of personal favorites.

Without exception all my choices not only include the song but the best performer of that song and so in no particular order here is my forty first selection.


“Jolly Old Saint Nicholas”

Lyrics by Benjamin Hanby
Music composed by Johann Pachelbel

 

Jolly old St. Nicholas, Lean your ear this way!
Don't you tell a single soul, What I'm going to say;
Christmas Eve is coming soon, Now, you dear old man,
Whisper what you'll bring to me: Tell me if you can.

When the clock is striking twelve, When I'm fast asleep,
Down the chimney broad and black, With your pack you'll creep.
All the stockings you will find Hanging in a row;
Mine will be the shortest one, You'll be sure to know.

Johnny wants a pair of skates, Susie wants a sled
Nellie wants a picture book, yellow,blue and red

Now I think I`ll leave
to you
what to give the rest
Choose for me dear Santa Claus
you will know the best.

WHAT DOES RUDOLF CALL HIS WIFE?

 

What does Rudolf call his wife?

Is that the question that I hear?

I would have thought it obvious

That he would call her Deer

Sunday 14 March 2021

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – THE CHRISTMAS BOX (1995)

 

Richard Evans (Richard Thomas) a struggling ski-shop owner reluctantly moves himself, his wife Keri (Annette O'Toole) and his daughter Jenna (Kelsey Mulrooney) in to an old estate as live-in help for an elderly widow, Mary Parkin (Maureen O'Hara).

While he struggles to balance his career and family life, he has recurring dreams about an angel.

The relationship between Keri, Jenna and Mrs Parkin is very revealing and the moment of the tree decorating is particularly heart-warming but it’s her interactions with Richard that exposes the secrets and sadness of her past.

This is a great holiday film with a classy performance from Maureen O'Hara and Richard Thomas puts in a gem of a performance.

WHEN HE ONLY RECEIVED BATTERIES

 

When he only received batteries

His enthusiasm was muted

But there was a handwritten note

Which read “Toys not included”

SANTA HAS HIS WORKSHOP

 

Santa has his workshop

Up in Lapland

But the Sleeping Reindeer

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