ARE YOU WEARING CHRISTMAS KNICKERS?

 

Are you wearing Christmas Knickers?

Is that appropriate for vicars?

Just kneel upon this hassock

While I rummage in your cassock

The bishop wouldn’t think it funny

My naughty little Christmas honey

IN THE MORNING SANTA STOOD

 

In the morning Santa stood

by the window to peer

And said to Mrs Claus

“It looks like rain dear”

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – MEANT TO BE

 

A high-powered advertising executive, Maddie Duncan (Bonnie Somerville), has a fear of flying, so when she is invited to the wedding of an important client in the run up to Christmas she decides to drive from New York to Denver.

However a combination of traffic jams, car trouble and a poor sense of direction lead her to Christmas Valley, a town in love with Christmas.

As she was driving a classic Ford Mustang she is forced to stay in town while the mechanic is waiting for the parts.

The only local accommodation is the boarding house run by Pam (Precious Chong) where she meets fellow boarder Bob Harding (Richard Waugh) and a young girl, Jo Tyler (Madison Brydges), who along with her father Kevin (Brennan Elliott) will force Maddie to reconsider her priorities.

I'VE ALWAYS LOVED MY SANTA # 4

 

I've always loved my Santa

Since first we kissed

And he loves me because

I’m on the naughty list

THE LATE CHRISTMAS CARD

 

The etiquette for Christmas cards

Is simple, you just have to remember

If you can’t get it there for the day

Make sure it still arrives in December

CHRISTMAS TIP

 

If you want next Christmas

To be happy and merry

Then insure the Christmas card

You send to your sister Kerry

Has sufficient postage

And arrives before January

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – A CHRISTMAS TAIL (2014)

 

Single parent Maggie McPhail (Chandra West) is stuck in a rut, her boss at the ice cream company where she works, Mr. Harvey (Jay Brazeau), doesn't appreciate her and her work is being constantly undermined by weasel co-worker Brendon Lutz (Nicholas Carella) and her pathetic boyfriend Chance Glidewell (Kyle Cassie) breaks up with her with Christmas just around the corner.

Meanwhile a stay-at-home sports writer Jack Burgin (Antonio Cupo), another single parent who is a raising his teenage daughter Olivia (Tiera Skovbye), finally gives in to her pestering him to get her a dog and brings home a Golden Retriever which he names Bear.

Olivia falls in love with him instantly but Bear's runaway tendencies get him locked up at the pound, which is where Maggie finds him and adopts him for her son Ethan (Beamer Wigley) and they name him Paisley.
And so the stage is set for an engaging romantic Christmas movie.