Sunday, 5 December 2021

TWO SNOWMEN WERE STOOD IN A FIELD

 

Two snowmen were stood in a field

In one of those cold exposed spots

When one turned to the other and said,

Am I the only one who can smell Carrots?

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – MY CHRISTMAS PONY

 

A successful romance writer suffering from writers block, Karen (Krista Allen) and her daughter Juliet (Nadine Crocker) travel from New York out to the country after the death of Karen’s father, in order to settle his affairs and sell his ranch, but it soon becomes apparent that it’s not going to be that simple as family friend and executor of the estate Judge Lawrence (Buck Taylor) informs her that a local rancher she was in love with 20 years earlier, Hugh (Tim Abell) had a claim to half the ranch.

Meanwhile Juliet meets a special horse called Rodeo and a young cowboy named Monty (Zeb Halsell), who just happens to be Hugh’s nephew, and in addition to falling in love with her he also teaches her to barrel race, in the hope that she might win $5000 in a completion that would allow her to keep the horse.

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 6

 

Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the castle

Not a soul was stirring not even the rascal

And the reason for all the silence within

Was an over indulgence of wine and gin

ARE YOU WEARING CHRISTMAS SOCKS?

 

Are you wearing Christmas socks?

Beneath your skirt it’s hard to see

And gives me pause to think

How high they go above the knee

SANTA HAS HIS WORKSHOP

 

Santa has his workshop

Up in Lapland

But the Sleeping Reindeer

Go to napland

Saturday, 4 December 2021

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – CHRISTMAS CAROL (2016)

 

Single parent Carol Montgomery (Anne Heche) lives with her son Bryan (Sean Michael Kyer) and is the undisputed Queen of Christmas and she organised every aspect of the holiday, but all that changed when another single parent Terry Evans (Dylan Neal) and his daughter Amelia (Farryn Van Humbeck) move to the town and he is a breath of fresh air and offers an alternative view of the plans and Carol and Terry battle for control of the Christmas holiday at the middle school that their children attend and learn a lesson about the true meaning of Christmas.

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 5

 

Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the castle

Not a soul was stirring not even the rascal

And when the king returned from merrymaking

No one was awake to let him back in